I spent 40 minutes making this picture, so I hope you like it...

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

I don't know why, but the Club Penguin Staff never answered me back... maybe they just don't want us to know the truth about this rumor.......

Rockhopper is back! Visit his ship and get a free stuffed parrot!

I just e-mailed the club penguin staff, asking them if ninjas are real (in Club Penguin). Here is what I wrote:

I love Club Penguin and think that it is great, but I have a question. Okay, at the ski lodge ,if you look in the mirror above the fireplace, there is a 'ninja shadow'. Also, in the lighthouse there is another one of these 'ninja shadows' above the nets on the right side. On the old Club Penguin page there was a way to get the penguin in the top right corner to look like a ninja...Are these accidents, or were they intentional? And does Club Penguin really have ninjas?
 Jokesterjan

I hope they write back, if they do I'll post on this site!

"you cant change the world,you can only change yourself"

"Life is like a roller coaster, theres up and downs and spins around, but in the end its worth it"


"Ill do my duty to kick your booty"
"Without suffering there would be no compassion"


"when an opportunity comes,strike immediately,for if you don't you could miss a lifetime"



(my favorite) - "Id rather someone hate me for who I am than love me for who I'm not"

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"

Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

Check out this awesome video that I made on the first day of the 2008 Club Penguin water party!!!!

I recently added music from my favorite bands/artists to almost every page, and I also added new links to the links page! And about a week ago I added about 5 new games to the games page! Hope that you like the changes!

Uh oh, today is Friday the 13th! Don't cross a black cat's path!

Friday the 13th is considered a day of bad luck in English-, French- and Portuguese-speaking countries around the world, as well as in Austria, Germany, Estonia, Finland, The Netherlands, Belgium, Republic of Ireland, Poland, Bulgaria, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Norway, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Hungary, and the Philippines.

Similar superstitions exist in some other traditions. In Greece, Romania and Spanish-speaking countries, for example, it is Tuesday the 13th that is considered unlucky. In Italy, it is Friday the 17th.