Common Sence Test

 1.Why is it illegal for somebody living in South Dakota to be buried in North Dakota? (think about it really hard)
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The answer is: because they are living




2. What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, if you eat it you'll die?

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the anwer is: Nothing




3. There's a farmer and his hired hand carrying sacks of grain to a barn. The farmer carries 1 sack of grain and the hired hand carries 2 sacks. The farmers load is heavier..how could that be?

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The answer is: Because the hired hand is only carrying 2 "sacks" both empty.



4.OK pretend your a bus driver, 2 kids get on the bus, 4 more get on, 5 get off, 8 get on, 18 get on at the next stop, 3 get off, and 6 more get on. What color are the bus drivers eyes?

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The answer is: Whatever color your eyes are, your the bus driver right.



5.A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

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the answer: His son


6.A  man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

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the answer: he should have said 3, cause the other members said the number of letters in the number the doorman called out.


7.You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

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the answer: the match



8.What is it that gets wetter when it dries?


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the answer: a towel



9.You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

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the answer: An ear of corn.



10.What can you catch but not throw?

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the answer: a cold.


11.What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

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the answer: a stamp



12.I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

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the anser: a sponge.

Are you "who wants to be a millionaire" material?

1.Do you own a CALCULATOR? A. OF course I own a calculator, of course I never use it due to the fact that I can do it all in my head. B. yeah i got one C. I dunno D huh?

2. Do you know how much a million dollars is? A. But of course. If I were on Who wants to be a millionaire a million would obviously be my prize money. B. I heard of it C. no D huh?

3. Do you have a pet? A I have a pet mouse named Genious. I do experiments on him bi-weekly. B I use'ta have a snake. I dunno if he's dead yet. C I ain't sure bout that. Can I get back ta' ya D huh?

4. Can you define antidisestablishmentarianism? A Of course, it is the hating and act of disestablishing and organization. B Uhm it's a big word for a ant home. C Nope I don't know what it is. D huh?

5. If you were a millionaire what would you do with your money. A I would make it grow until I was a billionaire then I would become really well known and when I die someone would name a university after me. B. I would buy stuff C. I already told you ,I don't know what a million dollars is!!!! D. huh?





Answers: The following is a guide to the answers. Find out what letter you got the most of. Look at that letter. Each + is how hard it will be to be on "who wants to be a millionaire" D=_ C=+ B=++ A=++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++(THAT MEANS IT WILL BE REALLY HARD)

Do you think you're cool?

Ok I don't know if you'll like it but just try?
1. When you walk into a class and you're late do you: a)say sorry b)say you where kidnapped and just released. c)say waz up and sit down.

2. When you have to stay on detention do you: a)say you will never do it again and beg you teacher to release you. b)don't say anything just do the set work c)carry a conversation with the teacher and make her laugh and let you go.

 3. If you get a bad mark from a test do you: a) worry the whole day b) worry inside but don't show it and act cool c) it's just one time it'll be better after so who cares?




Ok now : If you got mostly A's you're very pessimistic about your life. You are to concerned about school. You should relax more and take the advantage of being young. Try to enjoy yourself more! If you got mostly B's you're trying to be cool. Mostly you are optimistic but sometimes you look at your life from the bad side. It's good that you can relax but think that if you'll do something wrong it could be always worse. If you got mostly C's well what can I say you're just defenetly COOL !

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Personality Test

Here is a test to see what kind of a person you are. First thing you have to do is get a piece of paper and number it from 1-11. Then answer the 11 questions below and then see what your score is.

1. When you are talking to someone do you:
(a) Put your hands in your pocket
(b) put your hands on your hips
(c) cross your harms
(d) put your hands by your side
(e) put your fingers in your mouth
(f) Not look at them directly
(g) Whisper

2. When you are asking someone a question that you are embarranced to ask, do you:
(a) Try to put it off as long as you can
(b) come right out with the question
(c) Say it like you don't mind saying it
(d) Feel like you have butterflies in your stomach
(e) Look at them straight in the face
(f) Try to look away from them
(g) Whisper

3. What is your favorite kind of food?
(a) Pizza
(b) Soup
(c) Fries
(d) Kraft Dinner
(e) Cereal
(f) Muffins
(g) Eggs

4. What is your favorite drink?
(a) Pepsi
(b) Tea
(c) Coffee
(d) Water
(e) Coke
(f) Hot chocolate
(g) Juice

5. What do you mostly wear?
(a) Jeans and a T-shirt
(b) Dress and shoes
(c) Skirt and Sweeter
(d) Cargo pants and a T-shirt
(e) Jeans and a jean jacket
(f) Tank-top and cargo pants
(g) Capris and tank top

6. What is your favorite colour?
(a) Pink
(b) Blue
(c) Purple
(e) Green
(d) Yellow
(f) Black
(g) Brown

7. What is your favorite number between 1-7?
(a) 1
(b) 2
(c) 3
(d) 4
(e) 5
(f) 6
(g) 7

8. What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
(a) Ride bike
(b) Watch T.V.
(c) Go for a walk
(d) Go on the internet
(e) Play a game
(f) Talk on the phone
(g) Go shopping

9. How do you wear your hair?
(a) Piggy tails
(b) In a ponytail
(c) Down in your face
(d) Haft put up
(e) Curled
(f) Cut short (a boy would have to choose this one)
(g) Brads

10. If you had $10 and you were going to the mall do you:
(a) Buy lip gloss
(b) Save it
(c) Buy food
(d) Go see a movie
(e) Give the money to your parents because you're nice
(f) Buy something for someone else
(g) Keep the money in your pocket and forget to spend it

11. What pet do you like better?
(a) Cat
(b) Dog
(c) Fish
(d) Rabbit
(e) Hamster
(f) Bird
(g) Lizard

Each question is worth a certain amount, see what your total score is.

1. When you are talking to someone do you:
(a) 9
(b) 11
(c) 7
(d) 3
(e) 1
(f) 2
(g) 4

2. When you are asking someone a question that you are embrassed to ask, do you:
(a) 4
(b) 8
(c) 4
(d) 1
(e) 9
(f) 2
(g) 3

3. What is your favorite kind of food?
(a) 12
(b) 8
(c) 10
(d) 2
(e) 3
(f) 2
(g) 5

4. What is your favorite kind of drink?
(a) 11
(b) 2
(c) 7
(d) 5
(e) 9
(f) 6
(g) 5

5. What do you mostly wear?
(a) 11
(b) 4
(c) 8
(d) 5
(e) 9
(f) 6
(g) 10

6. What is your favorite color?
(a) 12
(b) 9
(c) 7
(d) 5
(e) 2
(f) 3
(g) 4

7. What is your favorite number between 1-7?
(a) 1
(b) 2
(c) 9
(d) 8
(e) 5
(f) 7
(g) 12

8. What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
(a) 5
(b) 9
(c) 3
(d) 7
(e) 5
(f) 10
(g) 12

9. How do you wear your hair?
(a) 6
(b) 11
(c) 10
(d) 8
(e) 5
(f) 12
(g) 1

10. If you had $10 and you were going to the mal do you:
(a) 8
(b) 5
(c) 3
(d) 7
(e) 2
(f) 10
(g) 2

11. What kind of pet do you like better?
(a) 10
(b) 12
(c) 5
(d) 7
(e) 3
(f) 6
(g) 1

Add up your score and see what kind of a person you are.

If you had between 100 and 123 you are a very nice person who is in style and someone who people think is cool. You have many friends that think that you are a wonderful person and fun to be around. You have a great imagination and people love to be around you.

If you had between 80 and 100 you are a person who is somewhat nice and very kind. You have a great personality and make people laugh. You are a person who is not embarassed easily and you are a laid back kind of person.

If you had between 50 and 80 you are a person who is quickly embarranced but people love you. You are a very gentle person and you are good at a lot of things. You are a little bit shy but you have a lot of friends. You are a giving person that is somewhat cool.

If you had between 30 and 50 you are a person who is not shy and very out going. You have a good personality and you are in style. Your friends think that you are great but obnoxious. You are fun to be around except for when you are in a wild mood.

If you got between 0 and 30 you are a person who is very weird and shy but also very giving and nice. You feel like you are 1 centimeter tall when the cool group of people comes around you but they admire your great sense in style. People call you abnormal but nice and they say that you are very fun to be around. You always want to have fun and make every day feel like Christmas.