Are marbles made of marble?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?


Can you cry under water?  

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you,
but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their
head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors

2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face

3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????

4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles?

5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?

6.is their any lacktose and tolerent people in Wisconsin

7.can you teach a new dog old tricks

8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???

9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a
shipment?

11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?

12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive?

13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?

14. If u can't drink  drive, y do u need a driver's license to buy liquor,  y do bars have parkin lots?

15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?

16. Y is it that when u r drivin and lookin for an address, u turn down the volume?

17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose

18.what hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences

19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF

20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM

21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

22.Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?

23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?

24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?

25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?

26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you
want?

27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

30.stop looking its not in there

31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?

32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?

47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

48.Can you cry under water?

49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its
encouraged Why is that ?

50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck